“Why in the hell would your old man drag your sorry ass all the way up there?” Gary was fuming and spitting curse words as though he were spitting on the sand.
That was something else that Gary said a lot; he loved to refer to people that he didn’t like or was mad at as ‘sorry asses’. He often referred to me as a ‘sorry ass’, but it wasn’t ever meant as a bad thing. It’s kind of like friends calling each other stupid names like jerk, dork, whiner-baby or my all-time favorite, butt-face which I reserve for very special occasions. As a rule Gary doesn’t cuss, at least that’s what he says, but I’m here to tell you, he does. Of course I already told you his favorite reference for people is ‘sorry asses’ so what more proof do you need?