“Better watch out BB. I think Fish has got the hots for Alvin after all.” Bertha sang out.
“I think I’m going to hurl!” I moaned as Larry and Bertha helped me to my feet and helped to brush off my clothes.
I continued to wipe at my mouth as though trying to wipe the taste of dog crap from my lips.
“Oh stop it already! I’m not poisonous!” Fish said while giving me another punch in the arm.
Larry slapped me on the back and said, “Alvin that was the funniest thing ever back there.”
“I nearly pissed myself!” Bertha laughed which made the rest of us laugh due to the irony of her comment.
Larry added, “I heard it was small, but I didn’t think it could be that small.”