I was standing there holding the blue disposable diaper like it was this odd foreign thing I had never seen before.
“It’s a Jean Diaper.” BB said like I should have known that. He then added, “They are made by Huggies.”
“But it’s a baby diaper?” I asked.
“Yeah, but for bigger babies.” Fish said cheerily.
They then chanted in unison, “Bigger Babies like us!” while looking at each other and doing some sort of weird handshake that ended in a pelvic thrust.
I opened and examined it, “This is never going to fit me!”
“They stretch, a lot!” BB pointed out.
“Yeah they even cover BB’s big bootie!” Fish joked.
“Keep it up Lover-boy!” BB said warningly to Fish.
