Thankfully, they didn’t try anything else as they attempted to diaper me. Imagine if you will Moe and Larry of the Three Stooges, trying to diaper Curly while the three of them were all crammed into one small McDonald’s bathroom. That should give you an idea how it was with the three of us.
“Ouch that’s my foot!” I cried out when one of them tromped on it.
“Here hold this.”
“Pull tighter.”
“Careful you will rip it.”
“Will not.”
“Stop touching my boner!”
“Oops!”
“Not so tight, I still got to breath.”
“This would be easier if you were soft!”
“Well if you two hadn’t tried to rape me!”
“Stop moving!”
“You’ve got a cute butt.”
“Hey! Stop looking at his butt.”
“Well you sucked on his package.”
“Was not.”
“Oh you little liar!”