I was reveling in tricking Larry when the phone rang again and scared me so much that I jumped about four feet away from it. It had startled me so badly that I had even soiled myself. God knows why I found that funny, but I did.

Laughing I stepped back close and picked up the receiver again.

“What’s so funny?” I heard my young Canadian friend ask right away.

“Oh hello there Joey!” I giggled, “Nothing really, was just standing next to the phone when you called and it startled me.”

I didn’t tell him he scared me so bad I messed myself. Knowing him, he’d tell everyone on ILD and I’d just die if he did that.

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