“DADDY! ALVIN SAID YOU ARE A BIG BOOGER BRAIN!”
“JOEY! I didn’t say that!” I laughed.
Joey sang out, “OOOOOOOOH!”
“What?”
“Daddy said a bad word and you are in soooooo much trouble now!”
“JOEY!” I groaned.
“You better go get on ILD right now. He’s mad!” Joey laughed.
“Just wait until the next time I see you! I’m going to tie you up and tickle you until you beg me to stop! And then I won’t stop!”
“DADDY! ALVIN SAID HE ISN’T SCARED OF A BOOGER BRAIN LIKE YOU!”
“JOEY! STOP THAT!” I screamed into the receiver.
He laughed like some sort of mentally deranged lunatic.