However, not fast enough for my poor balls which had crawled back inside of me for warmth.
Actually, the Lap Pool was so deep that when I had jumped in I didn’t hit the bottom. I tried to tread water but the current was so strong that I was quickly washed to the back of the pool and had to swim like mad to get back to my board. Oh sure I could have just grabbed the side and pulled myself along the edge, but where’s the fun in that? That dang current was so strong, that as I was trying to swim against it, it pulled my shorts right off of me. I guess the shorts I had picked out were too big for me when I didn’t have a diaper on under them. Oddly enough, it was because of that rather humorous event, that from then on I only ever went in the Lap Pool when I was naked.