Joey squealed like a pig getting gutted as he tried to wiggle his way free.
“We have to save Joey!” Jacquelyn said in a commanding voice.
“Joey who?” I laughed and didn’t even slow down until I reached the stairs.
I turned around and saw Micah coming out of the dining room holding Joey upside down by the ankles.
Jacquelyn screamed again and came running over to me, “She’s going to eat him!”
Micah stopped and said, “No—No—No! Little boys to chewy! Taste like dirt!” and then the corners of her mouth curled up and I swear I saw horns sprout from her head as she said, “But little girls taste like pudding!”