“I suppose we should grab another tub of nappy rash cream whilst were here too.” Auntie said.

“Have you tried this depilatory cream?” the chemist said. “For adults it’s much more hygienic than the standard cream.” he said, passing Aunt Katinka a tub. She perused the label and decided to give it a go.

At the counter, the chemist rang up the total; £56 for the bumper pack of nappies, £10 for the pack of rubbers and £18 for the biggest tub of nappy rash cream. I was hoping I wouldn’t have to pay for these as all this expense is likely to clear my back account. But Aunt Katinka said, “Well…. I bought the last pack.”

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