I got my wallet out and handed the chemist my card. “That’s another eighty-odd quid gone!” I thought as I took my card and the receipt. Unfortunately, the bumper pack of nappies was too big for the biggest carrier bag, so I had to walk all the way down the high street with my huge pack of adult nappies in one hand and my pink Mason’s Lingerie carrier bag in the other. “What would you like for supper this evening William?” Aunt Katinka asked.