WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! He thought to himself panicked, he looked up to find an absolutely flabbergasted looking horse. His normally jovial, cocky persona had disappeared and the horse appeared to look slightly terrified at what he had just witnessed.
“Kaz… What was…”
“A seizure!”
Kazard thought quickly, his mind whirling in its post-climaxed state to quickly recover from the humiliating situation, his cheeks flared red as he continued, ”That was a seizure, I’m sorry I guess I never told you. I have this rare condition where sometimes I thrash around a little bit and can’t control myself completely and act adversely sometimes. It usually happens when I’m stressed out.”