He braced himself for the wave of sexual fervor that he expected to grip him but was taken aback when he felt his mouth open as if it had a mind of its own and he exclaimed loudly and clearly.
“I’m making big stinkies in my diapers, mommy!”
His paws clamped over his mouth in shock as his rump obeyed the infantile prophecy he had just proclaimed.
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! He thought to himself in a panic, looking around fervently, praying that nobody had heard the incredibly embarrassing sentence that he had just loudly announced.
I have to leave before somebody walks in here and discovers that it was me who yelled that…