A poor sound effect of whistleblowing and a quick cut to another child with a whistle around their neck and hat with the word ‘COACH’ stitched onto it. He grabbed a pack of diapers and waddle-toddled over to the ‘star receiver’. “Here comes the coach with a new game plan. Monkeez Lil’ Steps Diapers, now with a more absorbent center, and Monkeez leg elastics to help eliminate gaps in the defense!”
The screen flashed away to a diagram of the diaper, as a marching band played. As if stuff like “holds more pee” or “stays on tighter” was some kind of revolutionary new technology. (Or at all relevant to football.)
“Okay team, let’s FIGHT! THOSE! LEAKS!” Another quick cut to the ‘star’ catching a tiny football and the kid toddling running past the camera.