Me? I was getting to go grocery shopping.
The Modest Proposal wasn’t anything special as far as grocery stores went, but in a weird way it was the highlight of my trip thus far. Amazons may think of grocery shopping as a menial task; something to be avoided on vacation. Vacation is for eating out and treating yourself, not buying the ingredients for Meatloaf Mondays and Taco Tuesdays. Most people on vacation would avoid grocery stores like the plague; Tweener and Little vacationers, too, if I’m being honest.
But for me, shopping was a luxury. An experience. An adventure. I never went shopping back at home. Too many tall shelves and crazy giants who might think that just because I couldn’t reach meant I needed to be picked up and helped in… other ways…with or without my consent.