“Not a baby. Not a baby.” she thought as she opened the freezer door and pulled out the box of Eggo waffles. Popping two in the toaster, she put the box back in the freezer, grabbed the milk and butter from the refrigerator, set those on the table, and headed to the cupboard for a plate, some silverware, and a glass.
Suddenly, she felt the urge to pee. Instinctively she just began to relax. Realizing what was about to happen a split second before it was too late, she ran like a bat out of hell to the bathroom, nearly ripping the button off of her jeans in the process as she pulled down her garments just as the urine began to flow.
“You are not a baby” Jess chided herself. “and you are not wearing a diaper. Need to remember that.