“Come on, you need to lift your butt up for me.”
“What! No! I’m not wearing a diaper.”
I kicked the diaper out of my young sister’s hand, rolled off the bed and ran naked into the other room, where mommy was in the middle of getting dressed.
“Mommy, Elaine was trying to put a diaper on me.”
“I know. I told her to.”
“That’s not fair.”
“You know the rules about having a messy accident in your diaper. Why didn’t you ask to be taken to the toilet?”
“You said the toilets were too far away.”
“I never told you it was OK to take a shit in your diaper. Now go back to the other room and let your sister help you get the diaper on. You’re wearing them for the rest of the day.”