As they do so, Paul’s dad is bounding up the stairs and at the exact moment that he pushes past Peter, a big black dildo drops out of the folds of bedding and onto the floor. Peter gasped and cupped his mouth. His father told him to go to his room but Peter went to the spare room instead. “What’s going on?” Paul asked.
Peter shut the door behind him. “My mum’s just caught Audrey and Mel in their bed!” he loudly whispered. “I think they’re lesbians!” he said as the commotion echoed through the walls. “And by the sound of it… Audrey’s in big trouble!” he grinned.
“Oh no!” Paul grimaced. “That means it’s all going to come out now.”
“Which means she’ll be in even more trouble.” Peter claimed. “So maybe not!”