“Please,” James started to whine. “Please don’t change me!”
“Mmm…” Ellen sounded, pretending to think about it. “But then what would your mother say about you coming home in a soiled diaper? We can’t have that,” she cooed, tickling James’s tummy, not even giving the slightest notion of being able to smell the rich heavy odor wafting from between his legs. She knelt down under the changing table and came back up, producing a tub of scented Pampers baby wipes.