By the time the jar was empty, Deedee was a glorious joyful mess. Her lower face was covered by a thick circle of yellow-orange cheese that surrounded her mouth and sprayed outward toward the back of her head. She looked like a mad makeup artist who specialized in clownfaces created in processed cheese had visited her. The ring around her mouth formed a large “O” and there were spots of cheese on either cheek. Even the tip of her nose had a base coat of liquid cheese. Deedee loved it. Her eyes lit up with delight as she stuck her tongue through her artificially enlarged yellow grin to try to lick the cheese from her upper lip.

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