I began to eat my cold pizza, relishing in just how little effort went into this meal. Everything tasted better lazy. Between the coffee from earlier and the soda now, it wasn’t long before I began to feel a pressure in my bladder. Sighing, I paused the video and went to the restroom. As I was sitting on the pot, I couldn’t help but think about how much more convenient it would be to have been wearing a diaper. But alas I was not wearing a diaper, so I was forced to use the toilet like an adult.
After my short potty break I went back to the couch to finish my episode, and then of course binge a few more. While I was watching I heard Katie come in.
“Took you long enough, you weren’t kidding when you said all day.” I said when she was in view.