“Not yet, but with that diaper bulge there might be soon.” I gasped slightly, my eyes widening. Apparently that was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and mommy burst out in laughter.
“Not funny.” I said, setting my knife down. Why had I not thought about that?! I knew I was slow to wake up, but damn. I started running down a list of bottoms I had that wouldn’t bulge.
“Actually, it’s extremely funny.” Mommy said. “You might want to try a skirt, I’ve heard that they help more.” I nodded, I didn’t really care what I wore so long as there wasn’t a bulge.
I wolfed down my toast, and rushed back upstairs. Off came the jeans and I began to look through my skirts.
