She never wanted her baby boy to grow up and leave her! Now she’s fixed it so you’ll come back to her! I’ve put up with your immature attachment to her long enough! If you turn into a baby, I’m leaving you! She can have her baby back! I’m not going to spend the next ten years changing your diapers, waiting for you to start growing up again!”

 

Tom put his arms around Mary and said in the most soothing tones he could manage, “Mary, calm down. Don’t get angry with Momma. Momma didn’t know what she was doing. Everything will be alright. Let me do the worrying for both of us!”