Universal Galactic News Network – UGNN News Flash: The Beautiful Young Emperess is attending her first Royal Party. This is the news event of the century! Everyone from everywhere that could be here is here to see her.
I hear many of the reporters asking me many strange and weird questions. Some about my New boyfriend, Larry Turner. Some about the attempted kidnapping. Some about my favorite perfume. Some asked about someone named Harry swimming in a fountain, which I thought was the strangest question. Some asked about my favorite baby powder. I even heard one asking about my favorite restaurant. The guards keep them off of me and we arrive at the aircar and board amid a huge crowd all wanting to get a glimpse of the young and beautiful Emperess.