“These knickers are so tight I can’t even feel them,” I said as I ran my hands over my hips.

I knew I was exaggerating a bit as I can feel them and they feel flat.

I slipped my feet into the only item of my outfit that feels familiar;

a pair of Mum’s court shoes that fit me like a glove…

or a shoe, even.

Mum said I was a natural in heels and I agree with her,

although I’d much rather wear flat shoes…

boy’s flat shoes to be specific.

I spent much of the afternoon in the role of Mum’s PA;

tending the printer,

sorting invoices and making coffee…

plenty of coffee.

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