“What the heck is going on here?” Tony asked, “My body hair washed away, my leg and crotch hair is gone.”

Linda ignores Tony and re soaps the washcloth. She washes Tony’s entire body other than his hair. His face is washed and rinsed, his entire body is rinsed. Linda has baby shampoo and has Tony sit in the bubble bath again. She wets his hair with clean water and shampoos it. The hair is rinsed well and a conditioner is used. That is rinsed away afterward.

“Look how cute you are without any body hair,” Linda said admiring her work, “you are my toddler girl sweetie.”

“What do you mean toddler girl?” Tony said feeling insulted.

“I mean that I am going to treat you as if you are a toddler girl,” Linda said, “that includes getting you in a diaper.”