“Wait, I thought ‘time of the month’ just meant a few days when women get cranky. That’s what you said mom; it’s a few days when women get cranky…. Now you’re telling me it’s different? Momma!?”
Oh Jeez; what did we do to this poor creature?! Dear God forgive me.
“Well crankiness can be part of it Jordie, but the primary symptom that takes place is bleeding… You bleed between your legs – from your vagina.”
“Like from where I pee?” She asked genuinely confused.
Oh for God’s sake. She’s becoming more childlike by the second.
“No, from the vagina, that’s the other opening down there…”
“I have more than one?”
Christ! Am I really doing this? Is this really happening right now?