“Well, if it will make you happy, Honey, I’ll try. What I’ve discovered is that there are certain frequency combinations of electromagnetic energy that cause the catabolic process in mammalian metabolism to reverse itself temporarily and undergo a shift into an anabolic phase. I’ve been able to initiate an anabolic reaction, but without the usual accompanying growth. There are problems with the process, it’s energy and materials absorbing. The lab animals stop catabolizing, but at a cost. Their bodies become smaller and the aging process seems to halt. The cellular structure of their bodies becomes less differentiated and simpler. In essence they become younger, but without the ability to grow any older.