Maggie coughed and her last swallow of beer came out her nose. She wheezed and hiccuped as she fought for breath. Anita patted her back.

“You what?!?” she finally managed to say as she tried to dry the beer and snot off Anita’s legs.

“First,” Anita waved her hands around mimicking… something, “I tie him up. And then,” she nodded firmly. “Then I fuck him senseless.”

Maggie just stared at Anita, suddenly seeing her friend in a whole new light.

“But you can’t tell anyone,” she said with a drunken seriousness and wagging her finger at Maggie. “You promised.”