Maggie filled her mug with coffee and sat down next to Anita. For a while they just sat there silently, drinking their coffee.

“Did I do something stupid last night?” Anita uneasily. “I think I might have, but I’m not sure. It’s all kinda hazy.”

Maggie couldn’t help smiling. “Welllll… You did say that you would have slept with me if I were a guy.”

“Oh god,” Anita groaned.

Maggie’s grin widened. “I think your exact words were that you would ‘fuck me senseless’.”

Anita cringed and looked like she wanted to crawl inside her coffee cup and hide. Just as she took another sip, Maggie decided to go for the kill.

“…just like Maxine,” she added.

That got her the reaction she was expecting. Luckily, most of the sprayed coffee hit the newspaper still spread out on the table. Anita coughed and sputtered. “What…How…Wh…” She was red-faced and teary-eyed.