“Oh, yeah. You released a statement through Dave this morning announcing your retirement from the movie biz. It said you’ve been wearing diapers ever since you got home from the hospital, and you like having other people change them for you, even your own son!” He paused to enjoy the look on his dad’s face. “That picture will accompany the article announcing to the world that Steve Oliver has left Hollywood to live his life as a baby!”
“A baby?!”
“Uh-huh. We already have plenty of diapers for you, and I’ve ordered the clothes and the furniture for your nursery. I also have your pacifier and some of these.” He shoved a large plastic bottle with a rubber nipple into Steve’s mouth and said, “Drink up! Come on, be good and take your bottle unless you want a spanking!”