She gave Ted a complete physical from top to bottom, inside and out. Ted had never been poked and prodded so much in his life. She asked him if anything like this had ever happened before. Ted said, “Not before today no, not ever.” Then he told her all about what had happened to him so far this day.
Dr Kelly could not find anything physically wrong with Ted and as she was drawing some blood to run some more tests Ted started to wet himself again. Ted tried his best to make it stop but he couldn’t. Doc Kelly noted this and said, “Well, Ted, it looks to me as if you have lost all control over your bladder and your bowels, so I think it’s best that until we get to the bottom of this that you wear protection, basically, incontinence briefs.”