On Friday Howard got out of bed in the morning, fell flat on his face and let out a resounding fart. He had misjudged the distance to the floor and his feet had hit wrong when he slipped off of the mattress. Howard grimaced in irritation as he picked himself off the carpet. Tiny crepitating noises escaped his rear as he straightened up and rushed to the bathroom before his pissed in his pants. He barely had his underwear down when he started involuntarily urinating on the spot and made a puddle on the floor. Once he was finished on the pot, he had to get down on his hands and knees and wipe up the puddle on the bathroom floor with a huge wad of toilet paper.
Who Wears the Pants Scene 100
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The Inheritance Scene 49
The screen flickered and the text was replaced with the image of a room with filled with book shelves....
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Alvin in the First Scene 16
When the guy left I finally spoke, but it came out soft, almost like I was scared to say...
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Alvin Ever After: Alvin in the Second Scene 26
Wednesday was different, in at least, that I didn’t run into Bertha and the others, but luck wasn’t...
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Little Doubting Thomas Scene 45
Thomas mopped around the house all morning waiting for his wife to announce his departure from their home. At...
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Meg’s Transformation Scene 158
“Well…first we just kinda talked for awhile and I said I was sorry about last time and we both...
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Babysat Till Further Notice Scene 25
Sitting there, I couldn’t get Mommy and Daddy out of my mind. I tried to stop crying, but I...
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Babysat Till Further Notice Scene 53
As Mrs. Eaton got my suitcase out from under the bed and started emptying the drawers into it, she...
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Dante’s Infanzia Scene 71
She sucked on a matching pacifier. The other one, a blonde with her hair up in pigtails, was on...