He put his nose up to the mirror and put his hand on top of his head, then used his fingers to smudge the clean surface of the mirror. Then he got the wooden yardstick from the back of the closet and measured from his mark to the floor. He was forty-three and one half inches tall. Howard laid the end of the yardstick on the floor next to the baseboard and held the ruler at an angle up to his crotch. He laid his tiny penis on the cold surface of the yardstick and measured its length; it was just over an inch long and not quite a half an inch in diameter. His scrotum had become a small sack that contained the chickpee-sized objects that had once been a man’s balls.

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