Howard looked down and saw to his intense embarrassment that there was a huge dark stain on the front of his pants. He looked up at the two women in an agony of mortification and pleaded, “It wasn’t me! It was the baby! His diaper leaked! Damnit, you can’t do this to me!”
“Howie, watch your tongue! Do you want your mouth washed out with soap? Any more language like that, little boy, and I’ll put you over my knee for a spanking, wash your mouth out with soap and put you in diapers the way Sara suggests,” Anita said resolutely.