I still don’t know why I agreed to go to the movies with my two best friends. I hadn’t been feeling well for a couple of days and that morning, I woke up with a bad case of diarrhea. I don’t mean the kind of diarrhea where you feel a little discomfort and feel as […]

  Damien went kind of pail, “No, don’t be him. I don’t like him.” “Oh sorry, who should I be then?” I asked. “Um, you can be…” he thought out loud, “Um, oh I know! You can be Professor Quarrel!” and started to laugh so hard that he snorted. “Quarrel? No way, he was a […]

  Damien watched me work with rapturous interest, following my hands from the wipes to the diapers and then watched as I fumbled to try and figure out how best to get the diaper under him. He surprised me once again when, without any instruction, put his feet up on the edge of the bed […]

  I figured the Kondremul must have flushed the pot-roast right through his system or something like that, so I asked him what he wanted. “Oh ok, would you like more of what we had for supper?” He wrinkled up his nose and smiled, “Can I please have some peanut butter on toast?” “Um, yeah […]

  Damien was so embarrassed and, so humiliated that he was sobbing uncontrollably and clinging to my neck with surprising strength. When the two of us reached the bathroom I lowered him into the tub and had to pull on his arms to get him to release his vise like hold on my neck. He […]

  As the two of us sat at the table eating our dinner, it took all of my restraint to keep from laughing every time he picked up his chocolate soda and took a drink. The two of us were actually getting along well, laughing and talking while we ate. Damien had drunk nearly all […]

  Mark gave me four of his diapers and said that if there were any of them left afterward that I should take them home and use them myself. I think secretly, he really wants to get me into a diaper like him. The two of us road my bike up to the corner drug […]

Last night, I had laid in the cool bathtub for over an hour, soaking my throbbing balls and cursing the day the parents of that kid had the audacity to give birth to a childlike Damien. What made it worse was, they hadn’t smothered him in his crib as a baby when they could have […]

Before Bill and Gladys had left, Gladys had said that there was Sausage Ravioli for Damien’s supper and if I was hungry, I could have the leftover meatloaf, mashed potatoes and gravy in the refrigerator. I should be ashamed of myself for taking advantage of every opportunity to cause Damien to jump in alarm, but […]

Later in the afternoon, it started to rain again, not hard like the previous night, but it was coming down steady enough that my brother couldn’t ride his motorcycle. I couldn’t have been more relived to see that rain! I hardly slept at all that night between thinking about Damien and his wet pants and […]