Pauline took my testicles in her hand and wiped them off in another babywipe and said, “Poor baby, your balls aren’t any bigger than shelled peanuts. No wonder you haven’t been able to perform like a man. I wish you’d have shown me what they looked like. I thought you were faking to get […]

  Hailey blushed furiously. Don’t tempt me, she thought. Erin just raised her eyebrows at her uncle. “I’m kidding,” he explained. “There are bathrooms just inside the park entrance, if I remember correctly.” He looked over at Erin and noted her thin eyewear. “By the way, how bad is your vision without those glasses?” “I can […]

At the end of the presentation, Kevin and I headed for the sea otter pool which had just opened a couple of weeks before. He was really excited to see it. When I was in high school, my family had taken a vacation to the Pacific Northwest and I had seen sea otters in the […]

  Monday at school was a little tense. Alex and the birthday girl Georgia’s along with the other two invited slumber party guests, Cindy and Riley, clearly had bonded through the experience. Jordan was the only person to turn down an invitation. To make matters worse, Jordan had left it up to Alex to share […]

1 – No Time to Say Hello, Goodbye As I lowered my gaze to the screen, I noticed something, or rather someone, from the corner of my eye, sitting on a park bench. I glanced back up to get a better look, and make sure it was really her. I could’ve sworn the bench was […]

  Under the circumstances, Andrew’s utter dismay at being imprisoned among a group of babbling, drooling infants was understandable. He had no clue that there were other semi-lost souls who were unconsciously enduring the same humiliation at being forced to creep about the nursery floor on all fours wearing nothing but diapers. Andrew’s mortification was […]

Daniel awoke first this morning, when Anna entered the nursery she found him up playing with his toys. “Good morning baby.” Anna beamed, “Let’s get you out of there and cleaned up today is going to be a busy day.” As she helped him to the changing table she said, “Today I’m taking both of […]

  The raccoon reached for the marshmallows, scanning the barcode and Kazard shoved his card into the reader without waiting to be prompted. On the way out, he glanced up at the television screen displaying the security camera footage from the perspective of the cashier. A few minutes later, his cheeks were still burning as […]

      Bobby crawled over to Thomas, cooed at him and sat down beside him. Mary was delighted. She grinned and said, “Aren’t the two of you the cutest babies! Father and son, sitting in the same playpen together! I’ve got to get a picture of the two of you. Marge’s got a camera […]

    “Alright, let’s sit him here, get something to tie him up with.” Knight said as he and Ataris entered the base with their captive still slung over Knight’s shoulder. The soldier was put in a chair and tied up with some rope that Ataris found. “When he wakes up we pump him for […]