I had always been in diapers, I was potty trained but I had problems going poopie. I had to take a laxative every other day that gave me diarrhea so i had to wear diapers. Well I did that for years then we went to a different doctor, I told him about my problem and […]
Lula was frustrated. She had scoured the internet searching for a birthday present for her friend Austin, yet nothing she found was the right gift. He simply wasn’t interested in the latest technologies and trends. They were opposites in that regard, but despite Austin’s old (some might say hipster-esque) sensibilities the two of them always […]
Today is Ollies his birthday so he will be 21 years old starting today and he will be able to legally drink. Not that he didn’t before, he did it a lot. He’s a party animal and today was also the day he asked out this hot girl he met at the last party he […]
“What is a wipe? Well, as I said, it’s our law. A wipe is a selective insert into the area of your brain that stores short term memory. Trouble is it’s not as selective as it sounds, and just for the record, I’m against it Rupert. Look, this is all my fault but what’s done […]
The rest of the day went by quickly. School was school, diapers or not and Thursday’s lab classes were less interesting than Wednesdays. Julia was actually happy to head to the nurses office during her history class since they were watching a boring movie about the middle ages. At the end of lunch, Julia and […]
Finally mom called me down to dinner. After checking that everything was well covered up I headed downstairs and quickly took my seat at the table. I glanced around nervously; certain everyone could tell what I was wearing under my jeans. My parents and sister, however didn’t seem to notice anything unusual. “So Sammie,” Mom […]
“Kristian Billiam Doctavio!” pa’s voice reverberated like thunder. I was inside the barn cleanin’ out the stalls when I heard pa’s distinctive call and the fact that he had used my full name meant that I was in trouble. Before I could reply he called for me a second time; only louder this time. “KRISTIAN […]
“Rupert , are you familiar with human blood types,” Loretta asked. “Not really? I mean I know there are blood types, but not really why or what they are? Why,” Rupert answered. “It’s part of my explanation and no reason for you to know. So, allow me a little more time and I’ll begin there. […]
“Nevada, hold still!” Doctor Wilson instructed. My back side was hurtin’ worse then ever. For some reason, it hadn’t hurt near this much the first time he had stitched me back together. I felt a sharp stabbin’ pain and moaned, “Ah bug-nuts!” “Hold still please!” Doctor Wilson said again. “Criminently doc, I would if you […]
Just a quick one. Now, on with the show: “I hate these things. Why the hell do you even want to be here?” “Jamima, this is our beautiful city’s fair! Why don’t you try to unwind and not be such an ass?” Jamima looked at her friend and scowled, “This isn’t a fair, it’s just […]