5. THE POLICE
a. How many drinks have you had? How long ago did you drink them? The answers to these questions are important. A general rule of thumb is that it takes the body one hour to metabolize the alcohol in one drink. Know your state’s legal limit, and consult one of their tables to see how little alcohol you need to consume to be considered legally intoxicated.
b. Face it, if you are stopped and charged with DUI, you WILL be going to jail. And, you will be going to jail DRESSED as you are. Searched, photographed, fingerprinted, and booked. Holding cells are not nice places for “ladies” to end up in. You will need someone to come down and bond you out, so if you are hiding your cross-dressing from your family, those days are over.