I looked back into the crowd and saw that Stacks was smiling, but she wasn’t coming toward us. She was talking with this guy who I’d have to classify as a stud. Not that I am into checking out guys; I’m just saying… well you know what I am trying to say here. I’m […]

  With the big speaker no longer obscuring my view of the band, I was able to see the base player clearly and the drummer too, who I now knew to be Larry’s twin brother, although the drummer was a bit more toward the center of the… well, I guess it was sort of a […]

I lost track of the number of songs we danced too. I think it was four or perhaps five; or was it six? I suppose it doesn’t matter if it was one or one-hundred because dancing with Stacks was as natural as… well, as surfing. “I need aqua!” I said to Stacks as the band […]

  It was the glasses that had clued me in. With a single leap of my heart I realized that I was looking at Bertha, but it wasn’t Bertha; at least not the Bertha I knew. She was positively beautiful. Her once tangled and greasy jet-black hair had been washed and combed and hung about […]

  I’d heard of twins before that didn’t look alike, like one being a boy and the other a girl, but to find out that there was a chance that there was another person like Larry in this world? That was kind of creepy to think about. “Which of you is older?” I asked. “I […]

  As I made my way over to the punch table I kept a watchful eye out for Bertha, BB, and Fish while also doing my best to block out the visions of that dude getting blown by that littler dude. I didn’t find my friends right away, however when I reached the punch bowl […]

When I walked through the doors of the school I was greeted by two bubbly girls, one a short-cut blonde, the other a curly haired brunet. I’d never seen them at school before, but that isn’t saying much; when you come right down to it, I’ve already missed more days of school then I’ve actually […]

In all of the commotion of the end of the school day, I had totally forgotten about the fact that I had wet that dang diaper. When Mom came home from work she found me in my room, sitting on the floor doing my homework. Okay, that’s not true; I had been doing my homework […]

Come to think of it, I never did get them back for that. I guess I’ll consider Larry’s broken leg as debt paid in full. There was a really loud voice that shook the door of the Principal’s office. I still couldn’t tell who was shouting, but I guess Stacks could. She let out a […]

  I got a lot of looks from the other students as I passed them in the halls all day long. By noon the absence of Larry and the condition of my face and wrist had given birth to a multitude of rumors. My favorite one was that I’d killed Larry and buried him in […]