Employment was scarce and many school leavers would leave the island as soon as they could, in search of opportunities on the mainland. This led to an ageing population which only added to the tedium of life on Alderney. It had been suggested that in two or three decades time, there’ll be a massive labour shortage on the island as more and more of the island’s youngsters leave as soon as they reach working age. The statistics are quite revealing; the numbers of islanders age under 30 have been in decline since the 1960s, and as a result, the over 65s now outnumber the under 30s by almost 2:1.
In order to curb the ageing population, there was talk of upping the age limit where a child could leave their parental home from 16 to 18 years, and possibly to 21 years by some hard liners on the island’s Council. This is one of many reasons my brother left the island sooner rather than later. And I swore to myself that I too would leave as soon as I turned sixteen. Unfortunately for me, the proposed legislation proved popular amongst the islanders and as such, it stood a good chance of being passed. My brother had no intention of sticking around, only to risk being lawfully obliged to stay longer.
The teenagers of the island had nothing to do but loiter, get moved on by the local bobbies, loiter somewhere else, get moved on again and eventually go home. The nearest thing to a youth club on Alderney is a weekly church group… oh an a monthly disco run by the church group. I remains to this day the single most boring thing I’ve ever attended. Apart from that there’s very little for a teenager to do, so it’s no wonder that they tend to head for the mainland as soon as they can.
Knowing my own tattered plimsolls were already in the bin left me no other option. “But surely you’ve got a pair of trainers?” I asked pleadingly.
“They’ll be too small, and I’m not going to let you stretch them.” Mum replied. “These’ll do you for now.” she said, plonking the shoes unceremoniously at my feet.
Wearing girl’s shoes with a clumpy heel and no socks was beyond weird. When mum closed her wardrobe door I got a full view of myself in the large mirror. I pleaded with my mother not to make me wear these clothes, but she insisted it’s all she has to offer me at the moment, adding that the shame would do me good.
After supper I washed, dried and put away all the dishes before bringing in the final load of washing in from the line. This meant yet more ironing which meant yet more time on my feet. I’m almost missing scrubbing the floor. Almost.
Finally everything appeared to be done… at least for today. It was almost eight thirty and I asked my mother if I could watch TV. She said I could go to my room instead. It was not an ideal alternative seeing as my room consisted of a bare bed, empty shelves, empty wardrobe and empty drawers. I didn’t even have a book to read or a radio to listen to, but at least I could take the weight off my feet. I sat on my bed and began to unfasten my shoes. “They look far worse off than on.” I thought as I placed them side by side before arching my feet and wiggling my toes. I rolled onto my side and supported my head on my fist just as my mother walked in. Once upon a time she’d knock first, but not now. She placed a folded duvet on the end of my bed and tossed a long white nightie over it. She told me that my new curfew is eight o’clock, that my father had chocked the sash window so I wouldn’t be able to climb out and that I’d be locked in my room until morning. “But what if I need the toilet?” I asked. Mum told me there was a chamber pot beneath the bed. “But what of there’s a fire?” I asked.
“I’m sure you are.” she replied as she laid out the different colours in front of me.
“Please don’t make me wear those.” I pleaded as I felt my lip begin to quiver.
“You’ll wear exactly what i tell you to wear young man.” my mother snapped. “You’re already wearing a dress so a couple of ribbons won’t make much difference.” she added, before letting me choose the colour as if it was a huge consolation. Needless to say I chose the white ones. “Now I don’t want you taking these out as soon as my back’s turned.” Mum said as she tied the ribbons around my bobbles, “…and before you even think of complaining… don’t bother or I’ll put the pink ones in instead… right before they take you to Guernsey.”