Following this sobering remark Ben and Brian both tried to wipe the grins off their faces — they largely failed at this effort but were smart enough to keep from giggling out loud.

Turning her attention back to Josh, his mother continued. “Now Josh, let me ask you again — Do you now understand just how much you embarrassed me at the store this morning?”

“Yes, I’m sorry,” the boy replied contritely.

“Yes, I think you’re getting the idea. As for being sorry, we’ll all see just how sorry you are when I turn you over my knee.” Then, turning her attention towards the couch, Mrs Johnston spoke to her oldest child.

“Janet, you know where I keep the oval hairbrush — in the master bathroom — please go and bring it here.”

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