BBC Presenter Bottom Pain3

3)This morning(6.30am ish) to listners heard the weekend she had been on a train on a break and that coming back in there was a lot of crowded struggling with their luggage to get off at Kings Cross Station whereupon she claims she “sprained a buttock muscle”and then subsequently had difficulty walking along the platform.Then she said to the effect”there I was hobbling along in pain but you cant walk along clutching your bottom-…BUT I DID”!!!!!!!Quote.
All these and many more references to Bottom Pain are sopoke by Ms.K in a sort of smug glowing tone as if she is deliberately going out of her way to introduce them as opoosed to them just “arising”in the normal course of chit chat.