I started my secondary education with a friend I had been at primary school with, Phil N is his name. Phil and I started a collecting competition based on Phil’s exploits at Primary school. I really should start at the beginning to give some backgraound to my stories.
I met Phil in grade 5 when I arrived as a new student. I was an outcast because I was the new kid and Phil didn’t have a lot of friends for some reason, so we just seemed to hit it off. Our teacher who had the honor of being the school Dip Stick didn’t have a strap of his own, so he would send the miscreant to another class to borrow one from another teacher, a certain Mr J AKA Piggie. A finer Mongral Bastard never walked the earth. Well Phil was a regular visitor to Mr J’s classroom and one day Phil had had enough and decided to do something about it.