I attended four different high schools (two of which they asked me to leave). I was only ever caned by male teachers. normaly either the Head or deputy head. I was slippered a few times by woman teachers, none of them had hour glass figures and they were all at least 300 years old (maybe a little younger). At the time no C.P was not nice at all and anyone would try anything to avoid getting it.
I think it can be very difficult to put into words how it felt at the time. To be able to receive a PROPER school caning now and for it to feel the same as it would have at school, could be very difficult.