The people that I can’t understand, however, are people like me who were spanked senseless as a kid and caned into oblivion at school and who would have sold their kid sister into slavery to have gotten out of either then somewhere down the line everything changes direction and they end up drooling and twitching as they trawl through the classifieds in Womens Own looking for-‘Strict ex-headmistress, likes cozy nights in, travel, sewing and knitting, birching, caning, flogging, whipping, and skittles. Reduced rates for OAPs with Ricketts, MPs Circuit Judges, and lumberjacks.No DHSS. Meet behind the gasworks. Bring some rope and a scaffold plank.

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