I;ve never met anyone yet who has been birched and now, of course, I’m never likely to-damn it! So now I have absolutely no idea whatsoever how it would compare to a caning or, indeed, how it would hold up to all those ‘birched to a pulp’ tales written no doubt with great enthusiasm and even greater imagination if only to suit the author’s fantasies and to hell with his reading public, in short-never let the truth get in the way of a good story!

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