“Uhoh”, I thought. There was Aunt Jayne. “She’s looking for me, I just knew it!” I had been running around all day long trying to avoid her. She was mad as hell and with pretty good reason. I had flooded the bathroom again. Really bad this time. Phewwwww blowing a long stream of air from my lips. Looking again toward Aunt Jayne. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t stay here hiding much longer. My stomach is growling now. I can smell dinner cooking. God Aunt Jayne sure can cook. She says all her recipes aren’t. When I ask her to tell Mom how to make things. Back in the city we eat mostly takehome. Chinese and Italian mostly. The only Italian food here is Chef Boy-ar-Dee at the IGA. I’m starving. I smell peaches. All just hanging there. I should have grabbed some when I had the chance
Just Desserts1
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My First School Strapping9
And I was the only boy from the school who was likely to be in that suburb at that...
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Aunt Blanche13
She’d spanked before as a sitter, and more recently as a teacher, but the spankings she’d administered had been...
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A streak of bad luck2
Then I changed the subject. I’d become fascinated by the stories appearing in the paper about streaking, and we...
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Informing your parents5
That would be a no brainer here. The truth would out. That’s where matrices or as UK say tariffs...
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Hand Spanking15
The general feature of childhood memories that I have experienced, heard, or read about, support the convention that it...
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Views on Suspect Teachers from the Good Old Days11
Though it was about 30 years ago, I remember the teacher in question had a huge chunk out of...
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The High Price of Stealing19
Josh stood silently in front of his family, just as he had in the store. His head caste down...
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Nicola’s second smacking3
I grabbed both children by the hand and walked them out of the shop and back to the car....