Gosh, Lisa is such a girl!! Ewwww! How could anyone be that girly! Anyway after Momma calmed Lisa she came to my room. She told me if I do that again I am getting a one way ticket over her knee. I asked her for a two way ticket but all she did was get mad. I sure don’t understand why she doesn’t think I’m funny! Heck, all the kids in school sure do.
Well the teachers don’t but they’re grownups. Ya know what I mean? Momma gave me a kiss and told me to have a nice nap. Isn’t that stupid? Telling me to have a nice nap? I hate naps! How can I have a nice one? I decided to lay down and think about my plan. Soon I heard momma go down the steps. I decided to wait for a half hour and then the plan would go into action. After I thought the half hour was up and I was sure Lisa was sleeping I got the stuff ready for my plan.