My cousins lived in Nottinghamshire and each summer we would meet up at the house of our grandparents in Gloucestershire.

We were all around ten or eleven years old when we first met and I remember being with them in the orchard when they said to me,

Adam and Eve and Smackme went down to the river to bade.
Adam and Eve were drown-ded and who do you think was saved?

I of course said Smackme and so they pulled my knickers down and smacked me on the bottom.

After that we often played smacking games.