Amanda and I couldn’t believe our luck. We stifled our giggles, so as to not give our position away, and watched as Tony’s butt was transformed from white to pink, and eventually bright red. Tony went from crying to frantic screaming and his mom had to hold him in place with one of her legs.
When she finally let him up, Tony jumped off his mother’s lap and ran around, rubbing his butt – he gave us quite the show. His mom then dragged him by the ear and deposited him in the corner.
We decided that we’d better get gone while the getting was good, so we stealthily retreated from Tony’s yard back to Amanda’s house – and we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for Amanda’s big fat mouth.